A dentist, a lawyer, and a pharmaceutical sales rep were trying to get a 400 pound pig into a U-Haul trailer to take it to the butcher. Attempts to lure the pig with Dunkin' Donuts were unsuccessful.
The pharmaceutical sales rep thought he had enough tranquilizer samples to sedate the pig. The dentist suggested shooting the pig's legs full of novocaine to render it helpless. The lawyer however, said there was only one word to control a rowdy pig... "Sue't!"
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Pigtown Fling
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Spammy, you are too cute. You should have been in on the several messages that Justine & I left Peter. The first one was just a pig noise, the second was "This Little piggy went to the market"...& the THIRD message was, "What does a dentist, pharmacist & a lawyer have in common? Oink, oink, oink" was what we said. Pure entertainment for Justine & I!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, the farmer thought that PRS was an "ARAB"....:-)
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